Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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