we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I think they can follow the trail of blood to my house if they have a problem with me taking a dip in their hot tub last night b4 stepping on a broken bottle
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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