im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Tell me why Im cashing out of Walmart with Smirnoff and catfood
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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