god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I'm starting to think I didn't bring enough liquor for this family Christmas.
It's 2 pm....
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
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