So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I'm eating crumbled blue cheese out of Tubbaware. My life is nothing.
Got home last night and found a Big Mac in the shower, tampons all over the place, and two pairs of your panties on the front porch.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
just saw a sign in the bar that says "no more naked fridays". Where the fuck was I on these naked fridays?
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
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