I just made out with a guy for $7.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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