I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
It started getting weird when you decided to scold my vagina.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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