its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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