Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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