So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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