last time I sleep in the lobby. woke up to some girl asking me what floor I lived on. somebody put me, couch included, on the elevator.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
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