I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
You were doing bacon vodka shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce. You're officially fucking disgusting. I love you.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Randomize
