and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
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