Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
