Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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