I'm not unpopping my collar. This shirt is too expensive to crease.
I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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