piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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