happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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