WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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