brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
after you took your Demerol you started flying around and talking like the robot ship on the movie Stealth. then you licked my iPhone and declared the mission a success.
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
