Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
so let's talk penis.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Let's get the cat blown out
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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