Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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