New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
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