please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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