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(716): View more from New York

And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420

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(647): View more from Ontario

there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.

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(815): View more from Illinois

Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time

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(308): View more from Nebraska

Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?

(1-308): View more from Nebraska

i hate being the asshole.

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(765): View more from Indiana

The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange

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(313): View more from Michigan

Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth

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(503): View more from Oregon

I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.

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