I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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