I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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