So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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