Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
how do flat chested girls get laid?
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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