you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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