It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
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