I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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