lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
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