You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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