we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
Can I borrow your pants?
WTH?
Just come to the men’s room and help me. The blonde bartender figured out I’m married. Rachel will definitely notice if come home pantsless
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