Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I tried to take home a cat on broadway last night. I named him Pinocchio and put my purse down on the sidewalk and tried to put it inside it
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
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