Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
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That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My mom slipped a condom in my pocket along with a sticky note that said "be safe sweetie."
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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