I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
You can't like Harry Potter and Twilight. You have to pick. Vampires and Wizards are mutually exclusive.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
Randomize
