Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
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