That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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