Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
I love having hate sex.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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