I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
He came up to me looked at my tits said they were huge, rated them a 7 and then asked if girls really do masterbate. To make it better, he put his hand up to my face and said his penis is longer than my face...
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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