I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Look, all I'm looking for is a good time and someone whose chest I can bury my face in
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
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