I threw up into my coffee this morning.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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