love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Randomize
