i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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