is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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