Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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