i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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