I want to make a zoo with you.
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
