I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
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