He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
So I found where you barfed in my house. Just wanted to let you know that my cat barfed on the kitchen floor in a show of solidarity
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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