Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I'm jealous of your bromance
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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